pedantic-pontificating-bastards:
red pandas are the derps of the animal kingdom
Can someone genuinely explain to me how red pandas survive in the wild
I mean they have to have some kind of method of survival like a strong bite or claws or something
how do they survive
They survive because nothing can stand to eat them. Predators are just like “…I can’t. Too cute.”
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no people
let’s be smart and bring it off
Oh, so now the talking cheese is gonna preach to us?!
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See, here he was like ‘Why not?’ Because earlier that’s what Thor wanted to do, that’s what Thor would have done. So he saw no problem with it. In this scene its the irony that its now Thor trying to talk Loki out of doing the exact thing he wanted to do earlier in the film.
Loki’s giving Thor a taste of his own medicine, having him be the voice of reason and Loki completely ignoring him and treating him like a fool. Just like Thor had done.
This. Exactly. There’s an amazing essay on the topic here, which I urge you all to read.
(Source: fassbenders, via slumcow)
when you’re finally having a conversation with someone but then you send them a message and they don’t respond and you’re just like i blew it
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The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.
The internet is over, everyone can go home
It’s just as beautiful as I always imagined.
My life is complete.
(Source: theamericankid, via dinglehoppersandsnarfblats)
“So this is the ship they say is unsinkable?”
(Source: thebeatingofourhearts, via itsthatgirlally)
i found a broken piece of chalk that someone stapled together
why must we try to play god
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Where the fuck did I put my headphones
The trilogyI swear I JUST had my keys…
The Musical
Where did I put my wallet?!
The series
Wait… which cup is mine?
The Holiday Special
Did she say left? Or did she say right?
A full-length movie
for every note this gets i will drop another rubber duck into the sea 100% legit no joke i’m totally going to do it i swear ive never been more serious in my life this is the most serious a person has ever been about rubber ducks
i got impatientWell, we’re screwed.
sorry but i think this was the most serious someone has been about rubber ducks
(Source: destiel, via thelostpotato)
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